Dearest Suburbia,
There's nothing like not getting lost on the subway and not getting tired because Europe did teach you something and got your body immune. I apologize for all the drama, it was meant to be funny. Anyways .......
SIGHTINGS:
Little j finishing all of big j's belgian chocolates & waffles. Jf (moi) downtown buying headbands, step aside B! Am (Alexis) shopping the right way at Forever 21, looks like she learned her lesson. Jm (Jynessa) having a sleepover, and texting the feeling basket. Rn (Ram) caught at Walmart, how sad.
I'll be reading the new issue of Teen Vogue & begging my mother to get me a subcription. And I'll be trying to get a job at Walmart because Walmart is a dream. Get some sleep & wake up early halton kids you don't want to waste the day.
You know you love me,
xoxo
Girl Gossip
Dear GG,
ReplyDeleteI ADORE the new addition to the feeling basket, NOT LAME AT ALL. Please continue this addition. It provides plenty of laughs.
-little j
PS. You should add more people on your list but be super exclusive like the real GG!
Oh this is a new section written by a new writer! She/he will be pleased to know you enjoy the new section.
ReplyDeletejen, your fucking creep, why are you doing this? love paul
ReplyDeleteim mad at both you and jynessa. fuck off
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