Here's to my shitty "bestfriend" ...
You are attractive something I will never attain in life, you have that personality that everyone loves, you have that boyfriend who will forever love you, you have everything, people say you are "talented":

so here's my question?
Why must you still bother me in my life? Why must you try to take things that I have? You know like my friends, like my things. I mean nothing to you. I am only a bridge that helps you get over the awkward side and once you have what you want, I'm useless. So just to remind you: you were never invited to that debut? Remember you know when your other bff & I got invited and you couldn't go. We had to beg for you to go still, and you still couldn't go. Remember that? Oh and your boyfriend cheated on you, multiple times. Oh and you are not a "good" girl so stop fooling your mom. And you're the shittiest friend anyone could ever have.

So, fuck you. I've been finished with you since 3 years ago, so leave me alone. Get off my dick, there's a reason why I "flop" everytime.

xoxo
jenn